1. Do you like to poop?
I do like pooping especially before some big event because I feel as though when I release my waste products I am releasing the anxiety and pressure within me and I don't have to worry about causing an unwanted eruption during the actual big event.
2. Pee or Poop?
I like to pee because it makes me feel like a normal person when I'm invited to go to the bathroom with my female friends.
3. Favorite pooping position?
The one when you do the criss cross apple sauce hands on your knees and doing jumping jacks and then flying like a bird and pooping on the heads of everybody you hate and then breaking out into a disney song, singing out all my inner happiness and twirling my way home doing the cotton eye joe and releasing the last pellet.
4. Diarrhea or Constipation?
Diarrhea because it all just comes out pretty easily and quickly and it won't sound like i'm making sex sounds in the bathroom.
5. Do you lift your butt when flushing to avoid water splashes?
I actually like to sit down on the toilet and get the full experience
6. Do you like the smell of your own poop?
there are times i actually force my hands into my toilet bowl and collect the little droplets and bring them to my face and breathe it all in
7. How does pooping make you feel?
it makes me feel like a whole new person who got a second chance in life.
8. What do you do while you poop?
look at fashion magazines and think about how no matter how beautiful a model may be, they poop just like me
9. What color is your poop normally?
usually brown. sometiems its like a little bit of sky blue and magenta.
10. Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
neither. i wipe from SIDE TO SIDE, IN AND OUT UP AND DOWN AND ALL AROUND TOWN woot